Baseball Sucks

I hate baseball. Its not even a sport. I was watching an interview with Barry Bonds (one of the few baseball players that I like) and he mentioned how much he like "this game" and how all the players care very much about "this game". Damn right its just a game. A real sport has a real off-season, because it actually requires some physical commitment (beyond that of third grade kickball), instead of this lame-ass three month break or whatever the hell it is. All I know is that it is just do damn short! If it wasn't for McGuire and Sosa in the summer of '98 and the steroid conflict, which in this case I must again agree with Bonds that steroids cannot aid a player in the way Bonds happens to dominate this GAME, then baseball would be as slow as last nights hockey game. I must be in the wrong line of business. The idea of making money is getting as much as possible for as little effort as possible. Well, if you are looking to do that, baseball is the job for you. Not only do you get to play games 10 months out of the year, but you also get to sit in the shade of every game and get paid twice as much as people who actually do something. No wonder they all use steroids... they have a huge wave of Benjamin green just burning holes in their pussy baseball pockets.

Oh yeah, and to you dumbasses in Boston: if you would just have let that whole curse thing go, maybe your players would have been able to win long before now. Talk about holding yourselves down. Just another shining example of the complete waste of time that baseball is.

Someone asked me if I ever saw A League of Their Own and I simply replied, "yeah, every damn day of the baseball season."

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No one knows I am here so I don't feel the pressure to post anything of any importance. I meerly have this location to enjoy further discussion with Looney, Trevor, and Dave. Maybe if I find something worthy of repeating to myself I might go ahead and jot it down here so I will have it for all time, or until the power goes out. I love it when a plan comes together!

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